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wewereburninbright:

Update. Omg I really feel it now lmfao like Satan’s balls are kissing my sweet, soft cheeks.

Like its red and irritated and dry and I just want fucking cold water to run over it.

Nsnsjsjshdjsjsjsjsj

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affably:

LOL all the Epiduo posts are exactly like mine. It burns!!! (Actually it usually doesn’t burn.)

affably:

LOL all the Epiduo posts are exactly like mine. It burns!!! (Actually it usually doesn’t burn.)

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the-layers-unseen:

I STARTED USING EPIDUO IT LITERALLY MAKES MY FACE FEEL LIKE LAVA I CANT BREATHE IT BURNS SO BAD I NEED ICE 

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radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

(via kelseylynnlol)

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3 days ago

batchthecumber:

So my school has this thing where we give offerings to our mascot, Testudo, during finals week because legend has it that he’s pretty lucky.

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And it’s this pretty cool tradition. But now, well, I think it may be getting a little out of hand….

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(via koujakoiz)

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3 days ago

damageditem:

littleblueartist:

that awkward moment when the cast are actually their characters:

Clint: ooh carnie things i shall inspect

Thor: STAND BACK HAWK-MAN SO THAT MY BROTHER DOTH NOT SMITE THEE IN THINE FACE

Loki: ehehehehe i’m so gonna bust holes in this floor just cuz

always reblog this.

(Source: geekeryinvogue, via onecelestialbeing)

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3 days ago

morivan:

My dream for the 2016 presidential election is not having to choose which human rights I’m feeling like compromising on.

(Source: griffmorivan, via oven-mitts-and-shit)

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baptistes:

thefakeoriginal:

Same

This is like the funniest picture ive seen in my humble 19 years of life

baptistes:

thefakeoriginal:

Same

This is like the funniest picture ive seen in my humble 19 years of life

(via spoopy-uss-enterprise)

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3 days ago

pussysista:

pussysista:

Just watched some porn where they literally spend 15 min playing wii at the beginning. I didn’t even skip it. I needed to see who won the tennis battle.

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(via koujakoiz)

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3 days ago
Guy in my class on the topic of the school trip:Wait. There's only two beds per room? Whoa. No way. I am not sleeping with one of you. I'm not, like, gay or something. Cant we just pay for another room? Like, I'm not gay.
His friend:Dude just because we're sharing a bed doesn't mean you're gonna be waking up to a fresh cup of my dick up your ass
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3 days ago

soudcloud:

he asked for a blowjob and i blew him away with the word of the lord

(Source: orlandobloomfistmeintheass, via mozellmemorieszv)

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3 days ago

squiglets:

fishytheheroguy:

squiglets:

*sees a mans ego getting crushed*
*instant reblog*

Why just a mans? Thats sexist.

*instant reblog*

(Source: slugfucker, via finefox)

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