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samspie:

dex5m:

Clif always has the best stuff.

LOOK AT JARED’S HAIR. LOOK AT HIS FACE. JARED WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

(via dontknowwhattochangethisto)

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actionables:

SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL

(via leatherjakcet)

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what I say:nice shirt
what I mean:duDE I'M IN THAT FANDOM
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porkskins:

when ur in bed with a girl and ur about to cum just say “gotta blast” in jimmy neutron’s voice, trust me girls dig it i wouldnt lie to u

(via yeezusshrug)

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catherinechandler:

do you ever look at a ship and think this is it, this is the one, this is the motherducking ship that’s ruined me for good and I will never ever be okay again

(ʘ‿ʘ✿)

(via gabrielrising)

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schuckthetruckup:

ringokotomi:

Do authors cry when they kill the best character or do they smile, laugh and have a cup of tea with satan

the difference between jk rowling and george rr martin 

(via vatikhancameo)

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dreadpiratekhan:

A Swedish woman hitting a neo-Nazi protester with her handbag. The woman was reportedly a concentration camp survivor. [1985]

Volunteers learn how to fight fires at Pearl Harbor [c. 1941 - 1945]

A 106-year old Armenian woman protecting her home with an AK-47. [1990]

Komako Kimura, a prominent Japanese suffragist at a march in New York. [October 23, 1917]

Erika, a 15-year-old Hungarian fighter who fought for freedom against the Soviet Union. [October 1956]

Sarla Thakral, 21 years old, the first Indian woman to earn a pilot license. [1936]

Voting activist Annie Lumpkins at the Little Rock city jail. [1961]  
(freakin’ immaculate)
Source with more wonderful photos

dreadpiratekhan:


A Swedish woman hitting a neo-Nazi protester with her handbag. The woman was reportedly a concentration camp survivor. [1985]

Volunteers learn how to fight fires at Pearl Harbor [c. 1941 - 1945]

A 106-year old Armenian woman protecting her home with an AK-47. [1990]

Komako Kimura, a prominent Japanese suffragist at a march in New York. [October 23, 1917]

Erika, a 15-year-old Hungarian fighter who fought for freedom against the Soviet Union. [October 1956]

Sarla Thakral, 21 years old, the first Indian woman to earn a pilot license. [1936]

Voting activist Annie Lumpkins at the Little Rock city jail. [1961]  

(freakin’ immaculate)

Source with more wonderful photos

(via oven-mitts-and-shit)

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Stoner Logic

Me:My lighter is not in my hand or yours, therefore it no longer exists.
Me:False alarm it was in my pocket.
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badwolfinbelgravia:

myfleshwounds:

mitten:

don’t hit ur girlfriend unless ur smacking that ass

But make sure you have consent to smack dat ass

ask the cutie before you touch the booty

(Source: femalesbelike, via h3art1s5)

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princeofturtles:

elevenis-my-doctor:

whatthefuckdidyoulanadelsay:

kingofsaigone:

tinselkin:

aberrantkenosis:

in case you ever wanted to know what mambo number 5 sounds like with all the instruments (including the drums) replaced with bike horns 

it sounds like the song is going to kill you and it’s perfect

image

i smiled through the whole thing because i just don’t understand what would compell someone to do this but thanks

i cannojt bretahe

image

(via oven-mitts-and-shit)

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