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hiowl:

missmania244:

eatfithappiness:

epic-humor:

Animals Growing Up

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

The turtle one

If this doesn’t make ur day better u are wrong and you can go

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via dontbeanassbutt)

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paintdoktahwho:

wow rude (yeah doctor whos back today or something idk)

(via beanmom)

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wailtothethief:

Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

(via beanmom)

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2 hours ago

diklonius:

borlax:

borlax:

I have watched this at least 15 times since I reblogged this several hours ago

it has been several weeks and I probably have watched this easily 100 times

Ali is this our fucking choir room?!?

(Source: vinebox, via dontknowwhattochangethisto)

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kanrose:

pleatedjeans:

Things Are a Little Different in Australia (21 Pics)

i’m australian and i’m not even sure australia is a real place anymore

(via kelseylynnlol)

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spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

(via plaidshirtdayssandnightss)

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heythisisbecky:

a tv show called ‘secret liberal,’ starring me as i struggle to maintain civil conversation with family members whose wills i do not want to be cut out of

(via kelseylynnlol)

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lovelylovelyruthie:

doctor-donna-friends:

castieltherebel:

flippin daleks have the best sass lets be real, those little salt shakers of doom know how to give some of the best burns the time vortex has ever seen

salt shakers of doom

The Pepper Pots of Persecution…

(Source: sailor-amalthea, via dontbeanassbutt)

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snaps7:

magnetocerebro:

thesuperfeyneednoshoes:

Favorite missing book quotes → Ron’s dueling advice

 (via thankyouforyourcooperation)

And then a very detailed letter from Sirius explaining to Harry 101 ways to beat someone in a duel and a list of useful hexes

(via kelseylynnlol)

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iwillneverdropmysword:

masteradept:

american-ruby:

ohfalada:

Also their clothes (pockets, pockets, pockets).

if stuff is made for men, it’s practical and helps them be human beings
if stuff is made for women, it’s pretty and helps us be decoration

You forgot, the stuff made for women is also more expensive

Will never NOT reblog stuff such as this.

iwillneverdropmysword:

masteradept:

american-ruby:

ohfalada:

Also their clothes (pockets, pockets, pockets).

if stuff is made for men, it’s practical and helps them be human beings

if stuff is made for women, it’s pretty and helps us be decoration

You forgot, the stuff made for women is also more expensive

Will never NOT reblog stuff such as this.

(Source: mindynovak, via dontbeanassbutt)

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sleeping-horizontally:

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

sleeping-horizontally:

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

(Source: existentialfuck, via h3art1s5)

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if I had a dime for everytime I listened to Carry On Wayward Son I could build my own damn staircase to Heaven and beat the shit outta Metatron myself

notevenworried:

awitchfromwildmoor:

fandomsaremylifeline:

gankingmetatron:

swiggitysweanhereisdean:

gankingmetatron:

image

if the fandom had a dollar for every time we listened to it, we could build our own highway to hell and pull adam out of the pit

there are two kinds of people

why don’t we just do both?

how weird is it that the violent version is the one going to heaven and the saving lives version is the one going to hell

image

(Source: phalluspala, via kelseylynnlol)

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soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

(via a-sh0t-acr0ss-the-b0ww)

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zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO
THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW
CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO

THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW

CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…

ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

(Source: blazepress, via a-sh0t-acr0ss-the-b0ww)

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